1. 2 years ago 

   Norovirus

   Gillian upon learning the norovirus is spread through contact with fecal matter:

   Gillian: I wish people didn't have to poop

   Brett: But they have to, because they have to eat.

   Gillian: Plants don't poop.

   Brett: They make their own food.

   Gillian: I know, but I want to make my own food. I want to make a pizza in my stomach right now.

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